01:25

kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

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22:27

k1mkardashian:

okay so i’ve been thinking…

i believe in past lives and reincarnation and astrology and all that fun stuff. okay so anyway like, the astrological calendar begins with aries and goes on down and ends with pisces. so what if we each get 12 lives. like if you’re an aries that would mean you’re a…

bile2:

me
16:07

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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carterfamilyportraits:

Bey and Blue read an excerpt from one of their favourite novels, “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”; a gift from Oprah.